Bilious Rodents
Last fall, one of Jess's friends humorously threatened me by saying that, if I mistreated Jess in any way (we were dating at the time), she would call down upon me 'the ferrets of doom'. Well, I may now suppose those ferrets to be headed my way, but if I may have any consolation, it is that Jess has called down upon her own head the 'marmots of self-pity and paranoia' (her latest blog entry is entitled 'I'm Being Persecuted').
Did I mention that Jess is now enlisting her aunt to rant at me via myspace messages? If anyone needs to get over themselves, it's Jess (to whom I thought I would extend the small courtesy of identifying only obliquely by referring to her by her middle and last initials, L.S., rather than by her first; according to Amanda, I had completely forgotten Jess's first name, even though I was aware of her middle name, Lynn; the illogicality of this pathetic claim amazes me).
Submitted by
Pete
at 4/24/2007 5:39:37 PMYes, Jess, you've happened upon one of the nicer features of my brother-in-law's blogging software: comment editing. Glad I could amuse you; my guess is you need a good belly laugh.
Shucks, I guess I lost the moral high road on that dispute with Amanda over the initials by which I referred to you (I still claim I was aware of your first name, but it could be that I was subconsciously trying to suppress it). Jess, why couldn't you be among the 85% or so of the American female population who have Lynn or Marie for a middle name? As for your aunt's message (which I deleted without reading), do I dare ask if she were drunk when she sent it?
Now that that's said and done, I no longer have the interest, time, or emotional energy to engage in this flame war with you (which is why I found our 'conversations' so tiresome in the first place). I have end-of-the-semester coursework that I need to take care of right now; don't you?
I have no further plans to blog about this inane topic, and I sincerely hope that you have no further intentions of commenting on my blog; if you do, consider yourself duly warned that I'll delete them.
Oh, and 'thoroughly' is the correct spelling you were looking for in your last comment; I've left that typo alone. And my Peter is no longer available for your amusement.
Submitted by
anonymous
at 4/24/2007 9:36:47 PM- That's not how flame wars should end.
One of you must make a Nazi reference. Until then, it's still on.
Submitted by
Pete
at 4/24/2007 10:18:00 PM- Damn! I knew that I was forgetting something. How about: (my excuse to my economics professor on why my annotated bibliography is late--again) "Goebbels propagandized my homework."
I am now thouroughly amused with your Peter.
You are NOT aware of my middle name....it is MICHELLE, not Lynn...the same as Laura Doss's. We actually had a conversation about that, if you will recall. It happens to make mine and my brother's initials the same...JMS. I just made two copies of my driver's license if you need proof.
My aunt actually did all of that on her own. She is a grown woman...if you will note the time-stamp, the cc she sent me was almost 4 in the morning.
And "I'm being persecuted" was another reference to another illogical argument you witnessed first hand...or do you not remember sending me a copy of Tempe's blog????
Self-pitying? Paranoid? No, I seriously doubt that I am.
I like how you've twisted some very important facts...mainly the one in which you insisted that we prank Lou the weekend you would be in Jacksonville.